Ladies, we were right from the very beginning... boys really do have them. And now I have proof! I recently subjected myself to an experiment with the hopes of finally proving once and for all that boys carry the cootie virus. The following data is taken from the results of my experiment.
Day 1 - Jackie kisses a boy.
Day 2 - Jackie wakes up very, very sick.
The end. That is proof enough for me.
Either that or God was trying to teach me a lesson. Oh well...
P.S. - I ate some grits today... they tasted like corn and the texture was like finding something in your food that's not supposed to be there... like the time I found a rock in my beans (apparently that happens sometimes). Needless to say, I won't be eating those again.
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- Jackie Blanchard
- Berkeley, CA, United States
- "There's really no rhyme or reason to why I do what I do. If for nothing else I do it because I want to and it feels right. You can't really explain intuition, much less inspiration. You just have to forget your fears, throw caution to the wind and keep both fingers crossed when it speaks to you and follow. There's no rule anywhere stating that you can't move just because the world isn't watching."
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